Jesse Rey Tovar

Kingdom Fall Down

based on a true story

The following occurred 

at Pastor Chuck's office 

months after Pastor Chuck 

was spotted at a liquor store.

I.

Pastor Chuck: What are you guys doing here? I know what this is. It's an intervention.

Leadership Pastor 1: It's Men's conference, right?

PC: Okay, is this about me getting spicy tomato juice at the liquor store?

LP 2: Clamato?

PC: You know what, you have done enough talking behind my back. It's my turn to talk. What I buy at any store is my issue, so screw you, screw you, screw you, screw you, screw you, screw you, and screw this intervention!

LP 3: This is not an intervention.  We're just reading this doc here because it's hot out.

PC: What does it say?

LP 4: It says you're a big freaking alcoholic!

PC: Well you know what? I own the name, I own your campus buildings, so if you want to play games, none of you are welcome here ever again!

LP5: If this is ok, then I'm in the sunset.

The following occurred 

the day after at 

the megachurch.

II.

Pastor Chuck tells the congregation,

"Silver Vodka was in the bag for his son TJ

to administer to his cancerous mother." 

(TJ once said, "This is for my grandmother.")

Because PC used his admission to pull heartstrings, 

Pastor Darrell viciously called out PC with the (former) leadership pastor's

encouragement to handle it. Ushers, Obed and Ted, 

escorted Darrell out of church, pushed his wife, Hasley, 

and Darrell pushed Ted. Obed pushed Darrell. 

Churchgoers cried in shock and rage. 

PC hasn't stepped down, but he 

kicked out Darrell and Hasley.

On this day, a megachurch

has fallen.

Note: I. was adapted from Mike Tyson Mysteries.